skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

(via aileenong)


"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

— A novel written by me. (via llttlemermaid)

(Source: princessariel2323, via psych-facts)


eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


SO DID I

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

SO DID I

(Source: hashitaka, via stateofblissx)


thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

(Source: awwww-cute, via 10knotes)